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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>My tumblr blogs about making new stories, novels and other randomness happening in my head.</description><title>The Misadventures and stories of QuakerOats</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @actuallyilikeoatmealcookies)</generator><link>http://actuallyilikeoatmealcookies.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Dear Tumblr,
If you&amp;#8217;re reading my blog for the first time, please read my about section. and...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Dear Tumblr,&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;If you&amp;#8217;re reading my blog for the first time, please read my about section. and if you have time, my previous entries so you can understand. Have fun reading the story of my life!&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I read my previous posts, and I can see that I haven&amp;#8217;t really talked about myself. I just talked about what&amp;#8217;s happening around and my reaction to it. So that&amp;#8217;s what I&amp;#8217;m going to do this time. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#8217;m a full-pledged introvert with undiagnosed anti-social disorder and ADHD. I&amp;#8217;m quite boisterous, loud and smiling when with my friends, but not so much to my family and to strangers. Honestly, I don&amp;#8217;t think I&amp;#8217;m that much friendly. I wait for them to befriend me and I&amp;#8217;ll go with the flow. Once I pool in several friends, I stop to that. I don&amp;#8217;t bother making another friend. Something like that.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I have three other siblings (all girls) and I&amp;#8217;m the youngest.My relationship to my family is moderately strained,perhaps because my priorities and similarities are different from them, and it makes them mad. To be expected, I suppose. Given my age. Teenagers always argue with their parents. They expect me to be this happy, extrovert, bubbly socializing teenager who laughs and talks with them all the time, shooting rainbows and starburst candies in the sunset. Not this worried, loner, introverted reserved teenager who likes to be left alone because whenever he goes down the living room he&amp;#8217;s always the one being talked about and it&amp;#8217;s annoying.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Wow. I sound bitter.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Well, enough about the family business. Let&amp;#8217;s talk about my dreams and future. I like to become a doctor since I was in Grade Six because I&amp;#8217;m inspired by tv shows I used to watch in our DVD player like Scrubs, Grey&amp;#8217;s Anatomy, and House. Also, I want to complete our family pattern, because two of my sisters are nurses and my third sister is currently taking up Physical Therapy. Besides that, journalism maybe, but I don&amp;#8217;t know what to write about.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I like reading, and a voracious reader. I love to read anything, but my favorites are fantasy and action-adventure like Percy Jackson and the Olympians series and Heroes of Olympus series. It caught my eye because I’m really in to Greek mythology. I’m so much of a fanboy that I even drew my own fictional demigod named Lucian Hastings, and I rarely draw decently.  The Hunger Games trilogy is pretty decent. Mitch Albom is good too, and nearly made me cry when I finished For One More Day. Also, I read tons of articles about general information around the net, whenever I feel like doing one. I love writing too, it’s my passion. currently I’m writing this zombie novel (fan of zombies too) where they liberate the city after 500 days of zombie infestation. That and some essays, short stories and other unfinished stories. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I daydream a lot, maybe because I have a large imagination. I can practically daydream and do something at a time. But sometimes I fail and go absent-minded where I just zone out into elsewhere. I’m not into sports, because I don’t see the point of enjoying something when you’re running out of breath, sweating (no offense to sports people there; just saying my opinion). I eat moderately higher than the average person.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I consider myself more mature and smarter than most of my friends, and I&amp;#8217;m saying that with all humility. Maybe it&amp;#8217;s because I&amp;#8217;m always surrounded by adults all my life. although most of the time I act like my age around my friends.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;My political views are mostly Machiavellian, but most of the time I don’t meddle into it. Politicians- they all feel the same to me. I’m a gamer, despite the fact that I only get to play games in computer shops and in console rental store because we have an old computer and I don’t have a console. I just search the net in games and watch video gameplays. My favorite games are Assassin’s Creed series, Elder Scrolls Series, and other online/action rpg/fantasy game.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Well, that’s that. I have to cut it because my sister is mulling over the laptop again. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Regards,&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Steven.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://actuallyilikeoatmealcookies.tumblr.com/post/32324513106</link><guid>http://actuallyilikeoatmealcookies.tumblr.com/post/32324513106</guid><pubDate>Wed, 26 Sep 2012 08:29:35 -0400</pubDate><category>the</category><category>story</category><category>of</category><category>my</category><category>life</category><category>diary</category><category>journal</category><category>dear tumblr</category><category>tumblr</category></item><item><title>The Effects of Coffee in my body</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Right. Now I&amp;#8217;m writing a detailed experience of the effects of coffee in my body. I&amp;#8217;m 14 years old, and the last time I drank a coffee was three weeks ago.  I have to write this because I don&amp;#8217;t drink coffee on a daily basis, and it sharpens my writing skills. also, i fear that this experience won&amp;#8217;t stay long in my memory. I&amp;#8217;ve heard tales of people, when in a caffeine crash, not recalling some or most of their memories while under the effects of coffee.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This  is my story.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It is a rainy Thursday afternoon (Wednesday for westerners, I live in a different time zone). I&amp;#8217;m very groggy and sleepy because I read two books a couple hours before our class dismissal, even though I knew what&amp;#8217;s going to happen. But hey, I love reading. I&amp;#8217;m reading parts of &lt;em&gt;The Battle of the Labyrinth&lt;/em&gt; and &lt;em&gt;Pygmalion&lt;/em&gt;. I never thought I&amp;#8217;ll make it towards home without conking out on the sidewalk. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I made it home, alright. I dressed back to normal clothes and quickly make myself a steaming cup of coffee. At this point My eyelids are half-closed. Sugar, coffee, hot water, then I let it sit for a while as I attend something in the laptop. After 5 or so minutes I started to drink the coffee. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It&amp;#8217;s already cooled off a little and I overdid the sugar, but it  immediately took effect on me. After just 5 sips I&amp;#8217;m fully awake, my eyes alert and fresh. Or not. It awakened me, alright, but my eyes still feel tired-like it&amp;#8217;s been forced to work. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Minutes later the drink is reduced into nothing. Now I&amp;#8217;m typing this post. MY heart is pounding, my head is vibrating like a gong, and I can notice every single thing- the chirping of the crickets, the television on with some dubbed foreign soap opera, raindrops the size of bullets pounding the roof and the ground outside. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So this is how it feels like.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://actuallyilikeoatmealcookies.tumblr.com/post/30987882927</link><guid>http://actuallyilikeoatmealcookies.tumblr.com/post/30987882927</guid><pubDate>Thu, 06 Sep 2012 05:33:20 -0400</pubDate><category>coffee</category><category>effects</category><category>on my bodt</category><category>boddy</category></item><item><title>collegehumor:

Lion Mascot Sucks Dick [Click to animate]
The...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m92ut6FCw01qasthro1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://blog.collegehumor.com/post/29888308043/lion-mascot-sucks-dick-click-to-animate-the" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;collegehumor&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture/6814441/lion-mascot-sucks-dick"&gt;Lion Mascot Sucks Dick&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/strong&gt;[Click to animate]&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;The lion goes: &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="caps"&gt;ROARGAGGAGRGCCCCHHHHKK&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://actuallyilikeoatmealcookies.tumblr.com/post/29889719984</link><guid>http://actuallyilikeoatmealcookies.tumblr.com/post/29889719984</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 Aug 2012 05:33:54 -0400</pubDate><category>lion poster</category><category>sucks dick</category><category>collegehumour</category><category>hahahhaa</category><category>funny</category></item><item><title>Update to Uprising:ORC</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I wrote day 371 (the timeline is from day 0-730). It&amp;#8217;s the start of the Remington City Civil war where the 7 united districts fought against the 7 conquered districts (namely Olympians and Titans) into Oakcast Landing at battle. I&amp;#8217;m having a minor writer&amp;#8217;s block so I dont know what to write during the following days, but I got something at day 400 and hopefully until 730.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I need to finish this by middle of September so I can write the novel proper at October. That way I only have to write at least 40% less at November, where I plan to join the Nanowrimo (nat. novel writing month) contest online.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Keep it together, me.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://actuallyilikeoatmealcookies.tumblr.com/post/29889678561</link><guid>http://actuallyilikeoatmealcookies.tumblr.com/post/29889678561</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 Aug 2012 05:32:11 -0400</pubDate><category>writing a novel</category><category>Uprising: operation remington city</category><category>timeline</category><category>zombie</category><category>civil war</category></item><item><title>Uprising: Operation Remington City</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I scratched the idea of the new teen drama story. It&amp;#8217;ll be just like The Perks of being a Wallflower. so I picked up the idea of Uprising: Elysium and revised it. Elysium and Undead World (the sequel to Elysium) are the prequels of this. The setting is 2 years after the events if both books, and what happened to the government, including the DEHO (department of Environment and Health Outbreaks) and the Military. It turns out that prior day 53 since first infection, the military and DEHO officially withdraw from the city. The government issued the Alliance project, making the Alliance force hide underground and prepare for the liberation of the city. After two years, they emerged to take the city back. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Setting:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The city is called Remington City. I set it on the island of Manhattan, so there&amp;#8217;s no New York City. I kept some names (Harlem, Times Square, Central Park, bridges) but mostly I changed its position and replaced many of the names. of course after two years Remington City is already destroyed and prowling with infected. Survivor fortifications, already growing large due to people working together and the ample resources of the city, are there. The East and Hudson rivers were closely guarded by DEHO ships, and several military planes were guarding the air. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Zombie type:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The zombie type in this book are caused by an unknown virus transmitted in the air due to a shootout in a laboratory to day 0. The residents are already infected via droplets, bodily fluid within a matter of days, but the infected person will still remain healthy and not turn until they die while the virus is in their body. after that, they&amp;#8217;ll reanimate into a stupid, mindless zombie. they can run while the corpse is still fresh, but after a day or two they can just shamble around. After reanimation no matter how many bites you can have you cannot turn (unless you die being bitten). &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Areas in Remington City&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1. Harlem (roughly Financial district in real life)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;2. Glenfax (mix of little italy, chinatown and lower east side in real life)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;3. West glenfax (half right side of Soho and Tribeca in real life)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;4. South Winston (other half of Soho and Tribeca in real life)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;5. Winston (2/3 of Greenwich Village)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;6. Oakcast Landing (1/3 of Greenwich village the east part)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;7. South Brookvale (roughly Union Square in real life)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;8. Times Square (between Union Square and Chelsea)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;9. South Burlingbridge (roughly Chelsea in real life)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;10. Central Park (from Flatiron, Garment District,  Theathre district, Midtown and 1/3 of real central Park in length; the width is almost like the real Central Park)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;11. Brookvale (roughly Murray Hill and 1/3 to the right side of Midtown in real life_&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;12. Burlingbridge ( 1/3 of Midtown and half of Broadway)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;13. North Burlingbridge (other half of Broadway)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;14. North Brookvale (upper east side)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://actuallyilikeoatmealcookies.tumblr.com/post/29543134901</link><guid>http://actuallyilikeoatmealcookies.tumblr.com/post/29543134901</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 Aug 2012 05:11:53 -0400</pubDate><category>uprising operation remington city</category><category>remignton city</category><category>manhattan'</category><category>zombie</category><category>killing</category></item><item><title>hannily:

when you’re reading the most amazing fic and it has several chapters and it gives all...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hannily.tumblr.com/post/23695019071/when-youre-reading-the-most-amazing-fic-and-it"&gt;hannily&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;when you’re reading the most amazing fic and it has several chapters and it gives all those otp feelings and you start to cry because it’s perfect and then you see the last date it was updated: 05/12/1435&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" class="toggle_inline_image inline_image" height="199" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m37shoybCi1qb6wib.jpg" width="300"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://actuallyilikeoatmealcookies.tumblr.com/post/29542145331</link><guid>http://actuallyilikeoatmealcookies.tumblr.com/post/29542145331</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 Aug 2012 04:32:14 -0400</pubDate><category>reading fic</category><category>rage</category><category>fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-</category><category>goddamn it</category><category>arrgh</category></item><item><title>My face when I smell a girl’s hair.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8ua8yY6HY1qm119lo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;My face when I smell a girl’s hair.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://actuallyilikeoatmealcookies.tumblr.com/post/29542069586</link><guid>http://actuallyilikeoatmealcookies.tumblr.com/post/29542069586</guid><pubDate>Thu, 16 Aug 2012 04:29:21 -0400</pubDate><category>sweet jesus</category><category>girl hair</category><category>smells nice</category><category>like thyme</category><category>or chocolate</category><category>wow</category></item><item><title>New story Idea</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#8217;m shutting down the high school bounty hunter because the story&amp;#8217;s so unbelievable and not suitable. So I&amp;#8217;m back to coming-of-age realistic fiction genre. I haven&amp;#8217;t decided a title yet but here&amp;#8217;s what I&amp;#8217;m thinking:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;1. the story is about 4 teenagers based on real life stories of teenagers around the world. Their struggle to survive teenage years, to get past the insecurities, the awkwardness, and their identity crisis. This is different from most teenage books because I&amp;#8217;m making this as REAL as POSSIBLE-from testimonies by teenagers all over the internet world and from people.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;2. Despite that I dont have any experience abotu dating, relationships, and sex, but I know people. I&amp;#8217;m kind of good at understanding people and their emotions so I think I can do this decently.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;3. I&amp;#8217;m adding some uniqueness and humour in this story by doing effects like this: &amp;#8220;And this is Clair.*pan, dramatic zoom, slow-mo* She works as a nurse in the clinic *fade out, fade in to the clinic*.&amp;#8221; something like that. Like someone&amp;#8217;s narrating the story.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;4. I&amp;#8217;m definitely going to do it in third person pov for the effects to work.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Well, that&amp;#8217;s it.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://actuallyilikeoatmealcookies.tumblr.com/post/29047875962</link><guid>http://actuallyilikeoatmealcookies.tumblr.com/post/29047875962</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 Aug 2012 07:33:53 -0400</pubDate><category>story</category><category>novel</category><category>book</category><category>new</category></item><item><title>"If somebody likes me, I want them to like the real me, not what they think I am. And I don’t..."</title><description>““If somebody likes me, I want them to like the real me, not what they think I am. And I don’t want them to carry it around inside. I want them to show me, so I can feel it, too. I want them to be able to do whatever they want around me.” &lt;br/&gt;
Stephen Chbosky, The Perks of Being a Wallflower”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Goodreads.com&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://actuallyilikeoatmealcookies.tumblr.com/post/28823610867</link><guid>http://actuallyilikeoatmealcookies.tumblr.com/post/28823610867</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 Aug 2012 03:02:16 -0400</pubDate><category>the perks of being a wallflower</category><category>stephen chbosky</category></item><item><title>"I walk around the school hallways and look at the people. I look at the teachers and wonder why..."</title><description>“I walk around the school hallways and look at the people. I look at the teachers and wonder why they’re here. If they like their jobs. Or us. And I wonder how smart they were when they were fourteen . Not in a mean way. In a curious way. It’s like looking at all the students and wondering who’s had their heart broken that day, and how they are able to cope with having three quizzes and a book report due on top of that. Or wondering who did the heart breaking. And wondering why.”</description><link>http://actuallyilikeoatmealcookies.tumblr.com/post/28621236451</link><guid>http://actuallyilikeoatmealcookies.tumblr.com/post/28621236451</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 Aug 2012 06:09:32 -0400</pubDate><category>the</category><category>perks</category><category>of</category><category>being</category><category>a</category><category>wallflower</category><category>book</category><category>quote</category><category>edited a little</category><category>bit</category></item><item><title>gamefreaksnz:

Resident Evil 6 montage trailer released 
A new...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m81pdiJAHr1qzwtdlo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blog.gamefreaks.co.nz/post/28437875496/resident-evil-6-montage-trailer-released-a-new"&gt;gamefreaksnz&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.gamefreaks.co.nz/2012/08/01/resident-evil-6-montage-trailer-released/"&gt;Resident Evil 6 montage trailer released &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;small&gt;A new gameplay trailer has been released for Resident Evil 6 made up mostly of gameplay footage that we have seen before.&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://actuallyilikeoatmealcookies.tumblr.com/post/28441699733</link><guid>http://actuallyilikeoatmealcookies.tumblr.com/post/28441699733</guid><pubDate>Tue, 31 Jul 2012 19:00:49 -0400</pubDate><category>resident evil 6</category><category>yeah</category><category>awesome</category><category>game trailer</category></item><item><title>wannabebatman:

I may have done a bad thing.

Hilarious.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8176y5Hhb1qjmo9ro1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8176y5Hhb1qjmo9ro2_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8176y5Hhb1qjmo9ro3_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8176y5Hhb1qjmo9ro4_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8176y5Hhb1qjmo9ro5_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8176y5Hhb1qjmo9ro6_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8176y5Hhb1qjmo9ro7_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wannabebatman.tumblr.com/post/28413623701/i-may-have-done-a-bad-thing"&gt;wannabebatman&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I may have done a bad thing.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Hilarious.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://actuallyilikeoatmealcookies.tumblr.com/post/28441617099</link><guid>http://actuallyilikeoatmealcookies.tumblr.com/post/28441617099</guid><pubDate>Tue, 31 Jul 2012 18:59:48 -0400</pubDate><category>assassin's</category><category>creed</category></item><item><title>YOU GIIIIIVE LOOOOOOVE A BAAAAAAAAAAAAD NAAAAAME!</title><description>&lt;p&gt;YOU GIIIIIVE LOOOOOOVE A BAAAAAAAAAAAAD NAAAAAME!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://actuallyilikeoatmealcookies.tumblr.com/post/28441477669</link><guid>http://actuallyilikeoatmealcookies.tumblr.com/post/28441477669</guid><pubDate>Tue, 31 Jul 2012 18:57:44 -0400</pubDate><category>BON</category><category>JOVI</category></item><item><title>collegehumor:

Hot Food, Cold Beer, Pretty Cashier
Everything a...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7u557zOWz1qasthro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blog.collegehumor.com/post/28307117185/hot-food-cold-beer-pretty-cashier-everything-a"&gt;collegehumor&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture/6801976/hot-food-cold-beer-pretty-cashier"&gt;Hot Food, Cold Beer, Pretty Cashier&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Everything a man needs.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I prefer a beautiful waitress so  she’ll write her number on my receipt. I’ll charm her with my handsome face…….IF I HAD ONE!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://actuallyilikeoatmealcookies.tumblr.com/post/28308521250</link><guid>http://actuallyilikeoatmealcookies.tumblr.com/post/28308521250</guid><pubDate>Sun, 29 Jul 2012 22:50:03 -0400</pubDate><category>collegehumor</category><category>what</category><category>every</category><category>man</category><category>wants</category><category>derp</category><category>aaaaaaa</category><category>waitress</category><category>cashier</category><category>women</category></item><item><title>nubianingenue:

sindromedistendhal:

lol

ouch! lol

Behold, His...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m18s5yQ2On1qbqlewo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m18s5yQ2On1qbqlewo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m18s5yQ2On1qbqlewo3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m18s5yQ2On1qbqlewo4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m18s5yQ2On1qbqlewo5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m18s5yQ2On1qbqlewo6_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nubianingenue.tumblr.com/post/28302987013"&gt;nubianingenue&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sindromedistendhal.tumblr.com/post/28296321571/lol"&gt;sindromedistendhal&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;lol&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;ouch! lol&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Behold, His Grace The United States of America. Land of alcoholics, obese people, and cunts.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://actuallyilikeoatmealcookies.tumblr.com/post/28308348487</link><guid>http://actuallyilikeoatmealcookies.tumblr.com/post/28308348487</guid><pubDate>Sun, 29 Jul 2012 22:47:33 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Ugh. Tough.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Lots to do for school stuff. I&amp;#8217;m usually happy at weekends, but the thing is I have a lot to do in this weekend too. and the next weekend. and the next.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;there&amp;#8217;s the project, the recitation/memorization of 50 elements, and that 2 stupid songs in chemistry, the mask project, MTAP (it&amp;#8217;s like a math co-curricular class every saturday) and quarterly test is approaching in an alarming rate.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Where am I supposed to find the time to finish all these? without touching my resting time? ugh. school stuff sucks. I hope I can make do with all these requirements.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://actuallyilikeoatmealcookies.tumblr.com/post/28123634609</link><guid>http://actuallyilikeoatmealcookies.tumblr.com/post/28123634609</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 Jul 2012 09:08:34 -0400</pubDate><category>school</category><category>stuff</category><category>not fun</category></item><item><title>The official book cover for The Mark of Athena. can’t wait...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7g94nO41i1qm119lo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The official book cover for The Mark of Athena. can’t wait to read it!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://actuallyilikeoatmealcookies.tumblr.com/post/27616746512</link><guid>http://actuallyilikeoatmealcookies.tumblr.com/post/27616746512</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Jul 2012 04:05:11 -0400</pubDate><category>rick</category><category>riordan</category><category>heroes of olympus</category><category>series</category><category>percy jackson</category><category>new</category></item><item><title>collegehumor:

Hot Ex-Girlfriend Rant
She’s so well-spoken and...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6le4vjVnL1qasthro1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blog.collegehumor.com/post/27397603417/hot-ex-girlfriend-rant-shes-so-well-spoken-and"&gt;collegehumor&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://bit.ly/MsPfBX"&gt;Hot Ex-Girlfriend Rant&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;She’s so well-spoken and lady like.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Girls can be crazy sometimes. Scratch that, maybe all the time.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://actuallyilikeoatmealcookies.tumblr.com/post/27397742526</link><guid>http://actuallyilikeoatmealcookies.tumblr.com/post/27397742526</guid><pubDate>Tue, 17 Jul 2012 04:34:54 -0400</pubDate><category>collegehumor</category><category>funny</category><category>4chan</category><category>girl</category><category>girlfrined</category><category>alcohol</category><category>boyfriend</category><category>ex</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2zrsxcxh41qeby1wo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://actuallyilikeoatmealcookies.tumblr.com/post/27156698377</link><guid>http://actuallyilikeoatmealcookies.tumblr.com/post/27156698377</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Jul 2012 19:52:58 -0400</pubDate><category>king</category><category>game</category><category>of</category><category>thrones</category><category>lannisters</category><category>sucks</category></item><item><title>To Amanda Bieber:</title><description>&lt;p&gt;please repost this or send this to that amanda bieber.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Dear Amanda Bieber,&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Greetings. It appears that you have been&amp;#8230;hmm&amp;#8230;disrupting the already disrupted world now with your disturbing, cancerous and just plain ignorant and offensive tweeter posts. Your use of the word Swag, the hipster photos, your allegiance to that highly dangerous lesbian Justin Bieber and your firm belief that English are copycats of Americans have unleashed the inner kraken into everyone.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Now, if you are just some random guy trolling, then I grudgingly say kudos to you. You have stirred the world with such profanity. Absolute trolling.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Now, if you&amp;#8217;re actually genuine and you are what you really tweet, an ignorant bratty git whom is on my personal list of whom I like to bash in the head with a carousel, then here&amp;#8217;s what i gotta tell you.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;On this moment that you read this, I&amp;#8217;m cursing you. I hope you step a lego brick barefooted. I hope you get locked in a toilet with no toilet paper and your intestines going glrblrgrlblr. I hope the next time you shower the water suddenly becomes cold and blast you in your stupid face. I hope your pen run out of ink while on finals. i hope it rains while on your next spring break. and i hope your car gets stuck in a mud on your next dance. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If one day I see you, I swear on the river styx I will bash you in the head unconscious, punch your teeth down your throat, slash multiple times on your stupid body, then force you to sleep in a pit full of salt, vinegar, sulfur and lemon juice. The minute you wake up, I will put so many XL hailstones on your yellow ass i&amp;#8217;ll take you six kilograms of your own crap just to take out half of it.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;that will be all. thank you for your time.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;yours truly,&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;QuakerOats14&lt;/p&gt;





&lt;p&gt;Boy, that felt good.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://actuallyilikeoatmealcookies.tumblr.com/post/27120700549</link><guid>http://actuallyilikeoatmealcookies.tumblr.com/post/27120700549</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Jul 2012 09:01:55 -0400</pubDate><category>amanda</category><category>bieber</category><category>fuck</category><category>you</category><category>i</category><category>hope</category><category>burn</category><category>in</category><category>hell</category><category>meme</category><category>trolling</category></item></channel></rss>
